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#273191 - 10/03/10 11:17 AM Re: It's Friday, I'm at work and I'm bored - do you know any jokes? [Re: moley]
Wolfe Wolfe Professional Forumite! Registered: 19/07/06 Posts: 978 Loc: Scarborough	Went to the doctors last week. He told me i had to stop masturbating. "Why's that?" i said. "Because i'm trying to examine you", he said.
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#273193 - 10/03/10 11:20 AM Re: It's Friday, I'm at work and I'm bored - do you know any jokes? [Re: moley]
DaveBass DaveBass Old Timer Registered: 30/10/02 Posts: 6462 Loc: The wilds of Surrey	An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Is this some kind of a joke?"
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#273268 - 12/03/10 04:57 AM Re: It's Friday, I'm at work and I'm bored - do you know any jokes? [Re: DaveBass]
Bassface7 Bassface7 Professional Forumite! Registered: 30/09/09 Posts: 201	Two fish in a tank, one says to the other "You man the guns, i'll drive." _________________________ "Bassface" When four feint lines are present across the face of a guitarist, usually following an incident involving rock 'n' roll, booze and a clumsy bassist.
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#273308 - 12/03/10 11:19 AM Re: It's Friday, I'm at work and I'm bored - do you know any jokes? [Re: moley]
The Eggman The Eggman Professional Forumite! Registered: 30/01/09 Posts: 558 Loc: The Green Hills of Surrey	There were two snakes talking. The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisoned?'. Then the second Snake says "Why do you ask?" The 1st one replies: "I just bit my lip!" Edited by The Eggman (12/03/10 11:19 AM)
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#273355 - 12/03/10 04:37 PM Re: It's Friday, I'm at work and I'm bored - do you know any jokes? [Re: The Eggman]
stickyfiddle stickyfiddle Spam Commander (Forum Council Member) Old Timer Registered: 22/04/04 Posts: 6168 Loc: London, UK	There are 2 cows in a field. One says to the other, "Have you heard about this Mad Cow Disease stuff? I'm a bit worried". The other cow replies: "I don't care, I'm a sheep" _________________________ PSN: stickyfiddle
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#273356 - 12/03/10 04:38 PM Re: It's Friday, I'm at work and I'm bored - do you know any jokes? [Re: stickyfiddle]
stickyfiddle stickyfiddle Spam Commander (Forum Council Member) Old Timer Registered: 22/04/04 Posts: 6168 Loc: London, UK	Did you hear about the farmer who drove his magic tractor down the magic lane? He turned into a field... _________________________ PSN: stickyfiddle
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