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#292787 - 10/02/12 07:07 AM Re: Jokes? [Re: Oldjono]
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Did you see Tim Vine has won best joke of the year.
"Conjuntivitis.com. Now there's a site for sore eyes.
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#292788 - 10/02/12 07:09 AM Re: Jokes? [Re: Jocko]
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I got a letter this morning from the British Origami Association. I don't know what to make of it.
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#292789 - 10/02/12 07:47 AM Re: Jokes? [Re: Jocko]
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He also won the award at the Endinburgh Fringe for:

Ive just been on a once in a lifetime holiday..........never again.

Current one im annoying friends with:-

If you go for a curry, dont have have the pelican curry..........it comes with a big bill
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